Ninja Stealth Classes Didn’t Pay Off for The Dark Knight
by Matt Goldberg Posted:October 26th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

He spent all that time training in the mountains with Liam Neeson and what does Batman have to show for it? Just a larynx full of gravel, apparently. CollegeHumor released a video today showing that Batman’s ability to disappear while other people are talking still needs some work. The sketch also features one of the best one-liners I’ve heard in a while. I won’t spoil it here but hopefully you’ll laugh as hard as I did when you hear it. You can check it out after the jump.
Also, the guy playing Batman in the sketch could double for Christian Bale in the movies. The similarity in their performances is just uncanny.


What the heck was the “hilarious” one-liner this guy was talking about? I didn’t even crack a smile at this video. Stupid.
Yeah, I didn’t laugh at the one-liner either, but it was at the end and it was bale-centric, not batman related.
I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, though. It just lost its timing about halfway through.
So what exactly is the one-liner being talked about? I didn’t find any part of this video funny, so I can’t tell what the one-liner was.
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