LACIE HEART: No, it’s my second day.  Yesterday was the first day.

How did that go?

It went really well.  It was a twelve hour day, so it was really long.  Everything went smoothly, scenes went really well.  This is a different movie than yesterday.  This one’s not as funny, it’s a little dark.

The director was telling me it’s kind of like Fight Club...

Kind of.  Basically, I’m insane, I see shit, I’m like running around and have no idea what’s going on.  It’s more of a bondage movie.  It’s called Roughed Up.  We’re going to be filming for like the next three days.

What brought you to the adult film industry?

I started dancing.  I danced for about two months, and then I met someone who’s with my agent now.  I did my first couple scenes.  Then I kept doing it.  It wasn’t like a life-long goal of mine.

It’s just sort of career evolution.

Yeah.  (Laughs)  Naturally phased into porn.

We’re going to ask you a few ‘This or That’ questions.  The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

The Rollings Stones.

Family Guy or The Simpsons?

Family Guy.

Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family?

Neither.

Who’s sexier... Captain Kirk or Mr. Spock?  This is a big one.

Captain Kirk.

M&Ms or Reese’s Pieces?

Reese’s Pieces.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars.

Do you like the new movies?  The Prequels?

I do.  I like them a lot.

How do you feel about Jar Jar?

(Laughs) I really like Anakin’s character.

Boxers or briefs?

Briefs.

Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

And do you have any dogs?

Yes.

And their names?

Mia, Demon, J.J., Bonnie, Cyde, Daisy, and Brutus.

And do you live on a farm?

Actually, I do live on a farm.

McDonald’s or Burger King?

McDonald’s.

And what’s you’re favorite item.

Cheeseburger, plain.

Do you think 70’s big bushes will ever come back?

I fuckin’ hope not.

Do you think Bert and Ernie are gay?

Yes.

You might notice our questions aren’t exactly hard-hitting journalism.

(Laughs)

When you say you think they’re gay, what is it about their behavior that makes you think that?  I mean, they sleep in separate beds.

That’s okay.  Married people sleep in separate beds and they’re not gay.

Very first adult film you ever saw?

Briana Loves Jenna.

What do you think of the movie Boogie Nights?

I think Mark Walhberg’s hot.

That was my reaction, too.  I’m not gay, but that man is hot.

No.  Gross.  I’m not a gym rat at all.  I played soccer for two years, so I try to stay away from the gym.

What was the last DVD you watched?

40 Year Old Virgin.

What did you think about it?

I think Steve Carell is the funniest man ever born.

 

 

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