At around 10 am this morning, Scott arrived at the Vivid set for Alphabet.  The stars are the Love Twins, Lacey and Lyndsey, and the man at the helm was director Hank Hoffman.  10 am?! Are you kidding me?! There's no chance I’ll ever be able to be a porn director.  I never get up before 2 pm.  Anyway.  I spoke with Scott a little as he handed off the interview tapes and asked him how the shoot went.

GILBERT: Things go okay?

SCOTT: Like clockwork.  The talented folks at Vivid have it down to a science.

Was this your first time meeting the Love Twins?

It was indeed.

How did find them?

They were very cool and fascinating.  I was a little nervous at first.  I’ve never met twin sister porn stars before.  But as soon as I sat down with them they put me right at ease.  I think they were expecting me to come in and take charge of the interview, but they actually drove the conversation.  It was cool.

When can we expect to have that interview up on the site?

You tell me.  You’re the one doin’ the grunt work.  I’m going home to take a nap.

You also interviewed Hank Hoffman.  Was this your first time on one of his sets?

Do you even read the website?  Jesus... no.  I was on a set of his about a month ago.  It was called Switch and Savanna Samson was the star.  You should check it out if you ever feel like giving a shit.

Aw, come on, man...

I’m just busting your balls.  What was the question?

What’s Hank like?  Is he cool, is he..?

He’s very cool.  He’s smart about this business and he’s also artistic about the whole thing.  He’s got real enthusiasm about what he’s doing and it shows.  Plus he likes the bush, so he’s okay in my book.

Hey, wait a minute.  This is Easter Sunday.  You went to a porn set on Easter Sunday.

And..?

Well, I mean, you’re going to Hell, dude.

I heard that joke all day.

 

There you go.  Here’s the Hank Hoffman interview.  Enjoy.  And go to church! 

 

HANK HOFFMAN INTERVIEW

 

 

 

 

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Audio Interviews: Paul Thomas & Shylar Cobi - Savanna Samson - Penny Flame

Text Interviews: Paul Thomas 01/31/06 - Mercedez 01/31/06 Part 1 - Part 2

Shylar Cobi 01/31/06 - Lacie Heart 02/18/06 - Tom Byron 02/26/06

Hank Hoffman Shoots Savanna Samson - Hank On Pubic Hair

Reviews: To Die For - Mythology - Out of Place - Karma

Pix: Monique Alexander - Mercedez - Briana Banks - Lexie Marie 

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