But now the bloom is ever so slightly off, as Ms. Hathaway has inexplicably ankled the project due to that dreaded impediment known as “creative reasons”.  Not to overreact, but this is deeply poopy.  Though Hathaway has been replaced by the adorable Katherine Heigl, who was miraculously not blown off the screen by Steven Seagal or Morris Chestnut in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, the agony of what should’ve been threatens to detract from my enjoyment of the first-ever Seth Rogen vehicle.  Why… Anne… had to go, I don’t know, she hasn’t satisfactorily said.  Did Judd… say… something wrong, and now he’ll long for yesterday?  Christ, I’m a wreck.

Knocked Up is scheduled to begin shooting next month, and I’m sure it’ll be wonderful without that ungrateful tart Hathaway.  Still, looking out my window today, I can’t help but notice that the sky’s a little less blue, the grass a little less green and the neighbor’s basketball hoop a little less regulation in the wake of this tragic development.  Inside, I feel…

And, yes, I know I’m recycling from my blog.