Thomas Jane Likes the DARK COUNTRY
11/14/2007
Posted by Matt
Written by Matt Goldberg
Thomas Jane will be making his directorial debut on "The Dark Country" which is a noir thriller shot in 3-D, but will also in 2-D high-def for people that have a deep-seated hatred of special glasses. The story is about a couple on their honeymoon but it turns out to be a hellish adventure. If you read between the lines, that means they both saved themselves for marriage and forgot to bring lube.
The film also feature Ron Perelman being awesome and Lauren German who may be awesome, but if she's in any scene with Ron Perelman, she'll have to settle for bathing in his glory (that term is also slang for a sexual act that if you discovered it on your honeymoon, would be a "hellish adventure").
To learn why you wouldn't buy a car without fucking it first, click here.
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