HOW TO SELL WATCHMEN TO NON FANS
a) It's EPIC (no doubt about that)
b) It's INTRIGUING (Revisionist history w/ Nixon still Pres. in '85? That'll have non-fans- history buffs, academics, business-types (re. Ozymandias heading MTV as VMN) SOLD.
c) It's ACTION-PACKED. (Just mention 300)
d) It's SEXY (Just mention 300)
e) It's HOT (Just look at the footage.)
f) EVERYONE'S doing it. (Just mention TIME's ranking it among greatest novels of the 20th century.)
DONE! And remember, if your friends or girlfriend or boyfriend might be disturbed by it - simply don't mention that it's got disturbing aspects to it! That way, when it's done, you can blame it all on Zack Snyder, for changing the whole damn thing! (It's not like they'll read the book anyways) HAHAH~!
Unless of course your friends are Tattoo artists, clowns, or contortionist/circus freaks (which several of my friends ARE), in which case - DISTURRRB AWAY!!!
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Posted by: Djozer
2.20.2009
12:46:29 PM |
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