Yahoo! Movies has a three new posters for "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and while two of them are neat, the one with Starscream is just baffling.  I mean, do I really need to know how well hung Decepticons are?  Is Starscream's cock his most destructive weapon?  I just don't know why you would put this on a poster and how the MPAA would let Paramount get away with it.

Okay, now some people may say "Dude, that's his arm."  To which I would respond, "His arm is coming out of his crotch and has a mushroom-shaped head."  I mean, I understand that these movies are hyper-masculine but you have gone too far Mr. Bay!  Think of the children!  They will always feel inadequate because nothing will measure up to Starscream's massive robot genitals.