"Nailed" is about a young woman (Biel) with a nail stuck in her head. I know that sounds good enough, but the nail also increases her sex drive. I will pause to allow all of the erotic implications of that sentence soak in for you.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-stars as a young senator who helps Biel's character in her fight for the bizarrely injured – seriously. As for Brolin, don't expect him to give any lip to the notoriously hot-headed director. He's married to Barbara Streisand, isn't he? He knows how to shut up and take abuse.

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