I was cruising the media blogs last night and I came across this actual press release from Starz on their upcoming premiere of Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me."

SUBJECT: It's "The Parent Trap" Meets "Saw" - See Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me" on Starz This Saturday Night

Starz Invites You to Experience the Exclusive Pay TV Premiere 

                                                        Lindsay Lohan

                                                                 In

                                             I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

                                Saturday, June 14 at 9 p.m. (ET/PT) on Starz

Winner of EIGHT RAZZIE AWARDS (2008) including:

Worst Picture
Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan) – twice
Worst Director

What the critics had to say:

• "Gruesomely tawdry and inept."  Entertainment Weekly
• "A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination." Variety
• "Bad is easy: this level of awful approaches the genius."  Flick Filosopher
• "…it is the kind of strangely fascinating terrible that can make for an entertaining time at the movies under the right circumstances." eFilmCritic.com
• "No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed." New York Daily News
• "Exquisite in its awfulness…." Quad City Times

Sort of awesome for a pay cable channel to admit that their feature weekend premiere is so bad, don't you think – I mean, how else were they going to sell the film? Claim it was good? Not even Ali Lohan would believe that one.